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Royal Target Practice

(The Queen & Prince Phillip standing centre stage. The Queen is looking through a pair of binoculars and Prince Phillip has a shot gun, which he has trained on something in the far distance)

The Queen: † †††††††††††† †††††††††††† No Philip, up a bit! Up a bit! No too far, down a bit. To the right, Philip, to the right. Thatís it! Fire!

(FX: Gun shot. A horse whinny)

Prince Phillip:†††††††††† †††††††††††† Bloody hell! Got it! First shot!

The Queen:†† †††††††††††† †††††††††††† Thatís it! Good, youíve shot the Middletonís bloody race horse. That will teach those social climbing plebs to run it against one of my horses at the four-forty-five from Kempton Park. Now, whereís Fergie?


Drew Payne

October 2011.




During the 2011 Royal Wedding I did wonder how well the in-laws didnít get on. Could you image the Royals and the Middletons sitting down for drinks and a gossip? This sketch came out of that.