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When Will You be King? |
Kate: William, I’m really worried about this. William: God, Harry’s texted me a picture of his arse, again. Sorry, what was it Kate, my little free loading oik? Kate: Your Grand mummy’s Diamond Jubilee is coming up and it got me thinking. Will it take you as long to become king as it’s going to take your daddy? William: Why are you worried about that, my little gold digger? Kate: Because your daddy and your step mummy look really old and wrinkled. Oh God, it like totally grosses me out. William: Camilla’s always looked like that. Kate: But I don’t want to look as old and wrinkled and unshaggable as she does when I’m queen. William: Don’t worried Kate, my social climbing pleb, you won’t. Kate: Why not William? Because I really do worry, you know. William: Because I’ll get you a shit load of plastic surgery. Your face will be tighter then Harry on a Friday night. My Queen is not going to be looking like some bloody chav. Kate: Oh William, you say the loveliest things.
Drew Payne, February 2012. |
Wills and Kate had been married for over a year when this sketch was written and... Well... Nothing changed much; accept the Royal Family had a new, female member who could wear pretty frocks and get her picture in the press.
But what will the future hold for them?
Here’s my take on a problem they may be facing.
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